A reply to my housesitting ad on craigslist.
Dang dibbity!
Oldest blackest dude on CL gotz me room in West. Usual stuff. Not too smelly. If you is an interested kinda chick, write fastest to:
Old Black Ling.
p.s. You does look a bit like ole Miriam Makeba R.I.P. Is you related?
"And what does it live on?"
"Weak tea with cream in it."
A new difficulty came into Alice's head,
"Supposing it couldn't find any?" she suggested.
"Then it would die, ofcourse."
"But that must happen very often," Alice remarked thoughtfully.
"It always happens," said the Gnat.
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