Day 5 at Hostel USA.
Alice is now affectionately referred to as "South Africa" by the staff, as in:
"Heeey Saud Afreega, where you goin?"
They had a karaoke night last night and South Africa sang karaoke for the first time in her life. The song was dedicated to Mister Easton North who holds the #1 position for Sweetest Showing of Affection for serenading her in 2002 with a ripping rendition of "Sexbomb" by Tom Jones at a skanky bar in Bloubergstrand. Complete with hip-thrusting and sliding on knees etc.
South Africa reciprocated last night Mr North, you are now officially even. She sang her heart out infront of a bunch of drunk hostelers who egged her on and she did gooood.
It's all good.
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