Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Saud Afreega

Day 5 at Hostel USA. Alice is now affectionately referred to as "South Africa" by the staff, as in: "Heeey Saud Afreega, where you goin?"
They had a karaoke night last night and South Africa sang karaoke for the first time in her life. The song was dedicated to Mister Easton North who holds the #1 position for Sweetest Showing of Affection for serenading her in 2002 with a ripping rendition of "Sexbomb" by Tom Jones at a skanky bar in Bloubergstrand. Complete with hip-thrusting and sliding on knees etc.
South Africa reciprocated last night Mr North, you are now officially even. She sang her heart out infront of a bunch of drunk hostelers who egged her on and she did gooood.
It's all good.

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"And what does it live on?"
"Weak tea with cream in it."
A new difficulty came into Alice's head,
"Supposing it couldn't find any?" she suggested.
"Then it would die, ofcourse."
"But that must happen very often," Alice remarked thoughtfully.
"It always happens," said the Gnat.