Cellini Euroline waits patiently in room 215 of USA Hostels in Post Street San Francisco for his BFF to return. She has disappeared off into the streets without a word of love or comfort and has been out all day. Hopefully she will be back soon with small snacks and diet coke, he thinks to himself.
Then suddenly the door bursts open! Cellini Euroline gets so excited he decides not to move. But wait! It's only the Korean returning from who knows where with her little pink guitar. She is eager to re-apply her make-up. Cellini Euroline observes only because he has no say in the matter. The Korean (or Mingi, as she is called) twiddles her hair and giggles and bobs her head from side to side as she carefully applies a new layer of base and then glitter to most of her body. She looks so happy and content that you would swear that she just got laid but no, decides Cellini Euroline, who would sleep with a woman attached to a small pink plastic guitar?
After a new change of clothes and fussing over the exact placement of hair number 23200054, Mingi flits back out into the Tenderloin district of Frisco, and Cellini Euroline whimpers softly to himself: "Where could she be? Why has my BFF deserted me??"
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