Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Momentum

Alice has found a home.

(See me dancing the jig, stripping down naked, running out in the street and hollering like a banshee.)

As of the 1st of Feb I will once again inhabit a hole of my own, with cats, in Bloubergstrand.

How long has it been? 8 months in the end, all that time leaning on other people, depending on them to take me, drive me, feed me and house me. Ah yes, it was good being a homeless bum. (I will always remember you homeless bum. Respect.)

The hole in question is situated conveniently close to friends, the fabulous beach, the shops, yoga classes and pretty much everything else that an Alice might desire.

Indeed, my Ancestors have been good to me even though I could have been kinder to them over the last couple of months.

Watch out world. I’m gathering momentum.

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"And what does it live on?"
"Weak tea with cream in it."
A new difficulty came into Alice's head,
"Supposing it couldn't find any?" she suggested.
"Then it would die, ofcourse."
"But that must happen very often," Alice remarked thoughtfully.
"It always happens," said the Gnat.