Friday, January 8, 2010

I'll be back.

Dear Lovelies,



The strangest thing happened today.

I was outside playing in the garden of our house in Benoni with my sister and our new kitten, Dinah, when I fell flat on my face on the paving in the driveway and passed out cold for at least 30 seconds.

Now my sister says she tried to revive me but she's always had it in for me.  I'm certain she left me there for dead whilst I was dreaming the weirdest collection of shit you could possibly imagine.

America... Dishes... I don't know.  Suffice to say it was detailed and long and kinda nice, but then I woke up.  Someone had chucked a bucket of icy water in my face and I sat up like a revived corpse, all stiff-like and gasping.


Dreaming. It’s a funny thing you know. At some point you always wake up.


Today was that day for me.


I’m back ladies and gentleman.


I’m back.

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"Weak tea with cream in it."
A new difficulty came into Alice's head,
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"Then it would die, ofcourse."
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"It always happens," said the Gnat.