Saturday, September 26, 2009

My latest Craigslist offering.

Hello Alice. How has your trip been? I've read some of your blog... =ntersting propositions... Heres one you may not have gotten... WOULD YOU CONSIDER MARRIAGE, A whirl wind romance, Allowing you dual citizenship??? I live in the rural coastal town of Charlestown, Rhode Island. I have five acres of densly forested land along the Pawcketuck river. Just minutes to the beaches, the university, and more. RHODE island is convenient to NYC, and Boston. I would love to hear back from you either way. If nothing else, maybe I could put you up till your plane takes you back home on the 17th?
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  1. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2009 at 2:40 PM

    OMF'nGawd....

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    well then again....it is 5 acres along the Pawwwwwwchetuk river...might be worth agreeing to marrying a complete fucking stranger...

    something comes to mind here...yes...i hear a banjo...

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  3. julieSeptember 26, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    Have you checked out: www.housecarers.com ? It is a site devoted to housesitting opportunities worldwide.You can select whatever US state you are interested in and see what is available.
    I have friends who watched a doggy in Italy for a summer. Just fed it and brought it for walks ... no marriage necessary.

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  4. AliceSeptember 26, 2009 at 10:58 PM

    Thanks Julie, will check it out and join asap!

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